That would take a while
That sad moment when you flat a tire and you don't have the proper tools to fix that problem. In fact, time is ticking out, you are on schedule and you can't waste it.
Do as I say, but not as I do
The message is pretty clear, but I think this guy isn't much of a reader. Those are the kind of stairs that tend to bend so good luck, buddy. We'll see you at the hospital.